Since I keep getting asked...

NO, I DO NOT WANT A MAC!

The best use for an iMac has been found! (I already have a door stop.)

Please feel free to make liberal use of this:

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

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